{"id":263,"date":"2012-12-21T21:59:52","date_gmt":"2012-12-22T03:59:52","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T05:00:00","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lithoguru.com\/life\/?p=263","title":{"rendered":"My Last Meal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today, my oldest daughter stayed home sick with a cold.  The younger one didn\u2019t want to go to preschool when her sister was staying home.  That pretty much ruined my plans for Christmas shopping today.  I stayed home while my wife went grocery shopping.  At 2 pm I took the younger daughter to a birthday party.  Kid birthday parties can be fun, but this one was at Dave and Buster\u2019s \u2013 only one small step better than the worst place to have a party, Chuck E. Cheese.  Lights, noise \u2013 Las Vegas for kids. Still, I survived.  Then, it was home and a quick clean-up of the house (two little girls = large increase in entropy).  Some guests came over for dinner \u2013 mussels in white wine, plus a few glasses of La Fin du Monde beer.  It was excellent.  It\u2019s nice being married to a great cook.<\/p>\n<p>That\u2019s pretty much how I spent my last day of the 5,125 year Mayan Long Count calendar, just before the global apocalypse.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today, my oldest daughter stayed home sick with a cold. The younger one didn\u2019t want to go to preschool when her sister was staying home. That pretty much ruined my plans for Christmas shopping today. I stayed home while my wife went grocery shopping. At 2 pm I took the younger daughter to a birthday [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-263","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lithoguru.com\/life\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/263","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lithoguru.com\/life\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lithoguru.com\/life\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lithoguru.com\/life\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lithoguru.com\/life\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=263"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lithoguru.com\/life\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/263\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lithoguru.com\/life\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=263"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lithoguru.com\/life\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=263"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lithoguru.com\/life\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=263"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}