My neighbors have been remodeling their house for what seems like forever.\u00a0 For the last year or so I have noticed the same truck parked in front – a red lowrider with a Virgin Mary statue on the dash, a cross hanging from the rearview mirror, and number of inspirational messages printed on cards stuck in the front of the windshield.\u00a0 Walking past the other day I noticed a large one, printed in Gothic script.<\/p>\n
Christ is the Solid<\/p>\n
Rather than consider the possibility of a poor translation from a Spanish phrase, I started taking the message seriously.\u00a0 Suppose Christ is the solid.\u00a0 What about the other states of matter?\u00a0 Of course, the Holy Ghost must be a gas.\u00a0 Surely, plasma (fire) is Satan.\u00a0 That leaves one left:\u00a0 God must be liquid.<\/p>\n
So there you have it, a proof based on a very\u00a0reasonable premise, using mostly unassailable logical principles, worthy of any medieval scholar.\u00a0 Now to work out the theological ramifications\u00a0of a god that conforms to its container.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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