{"id":63,"date":"2007-03-02T08:18:08","date_gmt":"2007-03-02T14:18:08","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T05:00:00","slug":"","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lithoguru.com\/life\/?p=63","title":{"rendered":"Spouses, Babies, and SPIE"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I ran into one of the conference attendees at my hotel, pushing a stroller.  Of course, I had to stop and admire his beautiful nine month old baby boy.  My friend introduced me to his wife, explaining that I was the one he had told her about, that this time last year I had brought my new baby to the conference.  She just glared at me, and immediately I understood the problem.  <\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou\u2019re mad at your husband, aren\u2019t you,\u201d I said.  <br \/>\n\u201cYes!\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cHe\u2019s been ignoring you all week, hasn\u2019t he?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cYes!\u201d  Her look of disdain was directed at both her husband, sheepishly looking at his feet, and me.<\/p>\n<p>I guess I was partly too blame for a week of unfulfilled expectations.  My wife and daughter didn\u2019t come to the conference this year.  She told me she would never come with me again, since I completely ignored her all week and she was bored out of her mind.  <\/p>\n<p>I gave a sympathetic glance to my friend, knowing that there was nothing more I could do.  This was a lesson most often learned the hard way.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I ran into one of the conference attendees at my hotel, pushing a stroller. Of course, I had to stop and admire his beautiful nine month old baby boy. My friend introduced me to his wife, explaining that I was the one he had told her about, that this time last year I had brought [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-63","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-microlithography"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lithoguru.com\/life\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lithoguru.com\/life\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lithoguru.com\/life\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lithoguru.com\/life\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lithoguru.com\/life\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=63"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lithoguru.com\/life\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lithoguru.com\/life\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=63"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lithoguru.com\/life\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=63"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lithoguru.com\/life\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=63"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}